Associate Cafeteria Taken Over by the Mob

Mafia take over
Mafia take over

The Sit and Chat café at La Cabana Beach & Racquet Club was recently overtaken by mobsters. The lamentable incident happened on Halloween day during lunch hour as the casino Mafioso in their tailored Italian suits, dark shades, semi-automatic weapons and black fedoras, invaded the otherwise quiet eatery and demanded to have a piece of the action.

General Manager Joe ‘The Hulk’ Najjar, tried to resist the wise guys’ take-over of the facility, but his assistant Jessica ‘The doll’ Franken rushed to assure him there was no need to go to the mattresses, the GoodFellas were just members of the Engineering crew out to entertain resort associates.

And thus the question: “Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?” will continue to remain a mystery, because the Costa Nostra of the Engineering Department is bound by secrecy, Omerta, and they are no about to tell . . .